Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
- The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
- The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
- Everyone is bigender. They take turns being the one woman.
"missed all of your vital organs" is such a scathing injury report if that happened to me i would never let the person who maimed me live it down. you had a 1 in 7 chance and more than 50% of my body's surface area to target and you fucking blew it. cope and seethe over my unperforated heart, lungs, brain, liver, kidneys, pancreas, small intestine and large intestine you fucking idiot. you incompetent fool.
queer as in fuck you. queer as in i have always been here and i am not going away. queer as in community unity. queer as in i will not be made compliant. queer as in revolutionary acceptance. queer as in uncompromising pride. queer as in fuck you.
toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.
this moderna commercial just went "the pandemic may be over, but covid 19 isnt going anywhere. covid is still among the top 5 leading causes of death"... wow... its almost like the pandemic isnt over.
ALT
"the pandemic is over but also COVID is among the top 5 leading causes of death" this is really just how it is in this dystopian capitalist hellscape.
Reminder that the lizard alien conspiracy theory is antisemitism
"They drink blood/adrenochrome/feed on fear" - repackaged blood libel.
"They're manipulating the economy and starting needless wars" - repackaged Jewish banker conspiracy theory.
"The reptilian aliens control the media" - repackaged "Jews control the media" conspiracy theory.
"Judaism was created by reptilian aliens in Babylon" - demonizing Judaism by claiming it was created by malevolent aliens.
"Reptilian aliens are creating fake 'vaccines' to harm/control us" - repackaged conspiracy theories about Jews creating dangerous vaccines.
"We're not inciting violence against everyday Jews, we just want to share the truth" - still trying to convert Jews to something else, which itself is antisemitism.
psa tip to people who google "subject + reddit"
fun little trick you have to do now because the internet is awful: if someone links to a product, company, or nearly anything in a reddit comment, check their post history to see if their comments primarily involve shilling for these things. companies have caught on that people use reddit for advice and actual human non SEO robot written garbage and have started using it to advertise, posing as regular commenters in a way thats not apparent until you check their post history